what the fuck do you want

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

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shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

laying here on my bed at 5am with one nipple out asking the ceiling why i had to catch feelings

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laughhard:

They got some party animals working over at 5 Gum

Crazy how you think youre in love with someone and you think no one can make you feel the way that they do but fast forward and you find someone new who proves you otherwise

fvckyeahbeachesforever:

misjudgments:

because you’re my kryptonite

Josh
me n my plant gf
  • me: bby ur hand is so thin
  • her: that me leaf

mrtwentington:

skepticalavenger:

whats-an-algebra:

do atheists say oh my god

yep.  we say it any time we hear something that’s unbelievable.

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world comes crashing down

banderboucher:

it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm

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bradtitt:

i always flip the first test page extra loudly just to show everyone that im better than them

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