what the fuck do you want

waywardwinsister:

ridiculoser:

ridiculoser:

lol I changed what gay autocorrects to in my friends phone so he’ll stop using it as a derogatory term.

so i texted him pretending i was coming out of the closet and this is fantastic


Beautiful.
memewhore:

rnike:

How about being stabbed

How about Nash Grier
misfit-pirate-ship:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

me in the grocery store when my mom escapes

escapes

amoying:

she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s miss united states

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via just-skin-and-bones-love)

pregers:

waking up and realizing you slept through your alarm

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(via howdidigetsofunny)

  • Me on my wedding day: you still like me right
elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS
urbanoutcasters:

this should be their picture for their wedding invites
Don’t trust charming. Why? Because the boy who can talk all the right words knows it too well. Things like boys and love aren’t meant to be practiced like that, it should be a bit awkward- it should be raw.

-The best advice I’ve ever received. (via scxndal)

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