what the fuck do you want

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officialunitedstates:

whats the deal with snakes.  do they poop out of their tail?  isn’t their whole body a tail

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cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

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rnessage:

be nice to people because the world is a shitty place and we all need a little help sometimes

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gayindustrialcomplex:

fag3000:

gayindustrialcomplex:

Spiders eat their parents all the time and no one cares when they do it so what the fuck

did you eat your parents

How about you mind your own business

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joeyjoe69:

looking through old messages likeimage

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andrewbelami:

foodtrucker:

I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous

holding a really sharp knife to their neck usuallly does the trick for me

(Source: foodtrucker, via itsgoodtoseaya)

backboobs:

"you ugly mayonnaise bitch"
i-pulledthetrigger:

I luv uuuuuu eeeee

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(Source: pmd2, via howdidigetsofunny)